In an alternate reality.
I need to make up the last $200 of my rent by Monday. If anybody needs any graphic or web design work done, DM me, I'd be much obliged. Or, if you want to just toss some money at me: https://t.co/ipVThDE4JP Thanks.
Currently looking for a new job. If anybody needs an ERP administrator (NetSuite or Odoo), let me know, I'd be much obliged. Also willing to relocate!